Stop getting stuff off the dollar menu. While it’s contents may look satisfying at first, it only comes alacarte. You got to get the combo deals to get everything you’re looking for.
Analogy
January 13th, 2011mankinds progress
December 10th, 2010Competition is only a small part of what brings us into a more technological future, passion is the key that many seem to overlook. Without passion, progress is only minimal.
meaning of life
December 8th, 2010Life isn’t supposed to be perfect, otherwise it would just be called existence.
doughnuts deserve a more exciting name!
November 23rd, 2010I’d like to start out that doughnuts can be spelled more than one way, “donuts” is also an acceptable spelling. Is that really enough though? I feel something so magical should have a better name than the boring doughnut title. Perhaps we should all start calling them “delicious breakfast wheels” or “police button busters”. Names like that are more deserving for these delicious breakfast treats!
Birds and the bees
October 20th, 2010
A bee stung me... and it hurt. Although in a way it was sexy!
We all know “the birds and the bees” is another term for sex, but what does it all mean? What could birds and bees (things that seemingly have hardly any relation) have to do with sex? They certainly don’t have sex with each other. You don’t see any super bee-birds flying around eating seeds and making honey. Could it possibly have something to do with bees stinging? When they sting they “penetrate” whatever they are stinging… but even so that still doesn’t explain the birds half of it. It probably isn’t very pleasant when birds and bees get together… perhaps the term was created by someone that doesn’t enjoy sex? In the end, I have no real solid explanation that can make sense of this.
Double Purple Barney Slide
August 24th, 2010Try and say that 2x’s fast! You’ll see why I messed up in the video
A parody of the original double rainbow that went viral for a couple weeks Double rainbow original









