Water is just plain lazy

It takes up 70% of the Earth, 62% a human body and seems to be the basic element of all that is living on this planet. Water is one of those things we take advantage of daily that you don’t really stop to think about.

What if water is actually a living creature… a collection of really really lazy people? Maybe even animals too (in their laziest form). So lazy in fact that they don’t even feel like holding themselves together, just allowing themselves to break down and mix with others to be pushed around by un-lazy creatures. If this was ever proven, PETA would have a fit! We push around water and abuse it in so many ways! (washing dishes, flushing toilets, capturing it in bottles etc) and don’t ever stop to think… is this a living creature? Perhaps we should be a bit nicer to water, just in case it decides to be less lazy and take revenge!

The future of driving

I foresee a change in driving in the future. It’s not so far into the future where we have flying cars, but this is more of what I think will be next for our roads (to be more exact, our highways). Imagine driving on the road, you’re heading towards the highway entrance ramp. As you approach, your vehicle dings through your speakers. You begin to make your turn on the ramp and a voice lowers your speaker volume and says  “destination”. Meanwhile a highway computer is calculating your entrance to the highway and begins moving cars (in the lane nearest you) over, in anticipation for your entry. The steering wheel and your petals all lock into place, the computer is taking over the navigation and operation of your vehicle.

You state your destination, “Par street exit, Orlando”. The computer then confirms or rejects your destination “destination confirmed”. Then you just sit back relax, do some reading or watch a movie as you reach your exit. You notice that there are no traffic jams even though you are in the middle of what normally would have been rush hour. The computer intelligently controls all traffic and you no longer have to deal with that, what I like to call, “slinky effect”. The slinky effect is where the front car gets slowed down and when it begins to move up to speed again, the acceleration takes a while to get to your car. This to me always ended up looking like a slinky.

About five minuets before you reach your exit destination you hear that same ding and a voice over the speakers stating “approaching destination, five minuets remain”. Then again two minuets from the destination your seat vibrates and you get the instructions “prepare to exit”. Once it takes you to your exit, you will need to acknowledge you understand the controls will be given back to you by pushing a button located in your vehicle (somewhere where you wouldn’t accidently hit it). Once this button is pushed on the exit ramp, it will restore full control to you when it stops at the stop sign at the end of the ramp.

If  you don’t push the button when you are required to, the computer pulls you off to the side of the exit ramp and parks your car until you push the button. The side of the exit ramp will be something similar to a pickup area at an airport where you pull your car off to the side behind the other cars in a line. Once this happens it sends out reminders every minute. After five minutes the highway computer dials a road service to come out and make sure everything is okay and/or possibly issue a ticket.

New look on energy

Today we manipulate energy to do what we want, channeling it through wires and air waves to power all our appliances, tv’s, radios, microwaves etc. We understand it to be a separate entity than us. We understand it by what it does and the devices we use to gather it. I feel it surrounds us and what we see is just a more physical representation of this. Have you ever wondered what the future holds for us in regards to energy?

We as a people have become so separated from mother earth that we fail to realize we are a part of nature. Perhaps one day we will become more in touch with what we were meant to be, maybe someday in the future we will be able to harness the energy all around us manipulating it in more useful ways as it is a part of us. Instead of energy being bound by wires we will understand it to the point where we can channel it with our minds and become one with the universe as we know it. Something similar to ascension but much more than science fiction depicts it to be.

The color brown, can it contain hidden colors?

Seriously people… let’s stop and take a gander at brown. When most of you think about it you say “what?… it’s just another color”. But have you ever painted? What colors do you use to get brown… yes yellow and black. I wouldn’t say that’s the only way to get it. Simply mix any amount of colors and you get brown, it seems to me that perhaps you should get a different color when you mix different paints, but always this mucky brown color.

What I’m thinking is that the color brown isn’t in fact a color at all. I think it’s the color our eyes see, when your brain can’t process the actual color. I think that there must be some wondrous colors out there and we just can’t see them. I mean stop and think about it for a minute. How many actual colors are there excluding different tones and shades of the same color? Not enough, there aren’t enough colors in this world… (That we can see) to keep me even remotely satisfied that we are processing everything. There has to be a wider variety of colors out there, I just don’t think that we can see them.

Bat in my bed

After I moved back to NY, I lived at my parents house in the country for a while. Well one night I was getting ready for bed and kept hearing a squeaking sound. It sounded like it was in my room but no matter where I looked I didn’t find anything. Now it’s summer and I had the window open, so I just thought it must have been something outside my window. So I simply closed the window.

Well the sound keep happening… “sewweeek skweeek eek” and I was lying there getting pissed off. I finally said to myself “Damn thing!” and went out the back door and kicked around in the grass making all kinds of noise in hopes to scare whatever it was away. I went back inside, hopped in to bed and said “finally! I can get some sleep” with a smug smile on my face.

“Skeeek eek” Son of a bitch! “What the hell is that?!” I said to myself. Got up and searched my room once again only to find nothing. I even rattled everything in there hoping to scare whatever it was out of hiding. I turned the fan on high to drown out the sound and fell asleep… finally. I begin to dream, strange I’m dreaming of my room. *Flap flap flap!* wings are in my face! Some sort of creature from hell is attacking me in my dream!

This startles me and wakes me from my sleep. When I wake up from a dream like that I usually end up thinking I’m still in the dream and jumped out of bed, flew out the door running for dear life! In all my panic I catch my toe next to the big toe on the carpet and SNAP! Ohhhh that hurt so bad. I immediately snapped out of it and realized it was all just a dream. So I limped back to bed and went to sleep.

The next day I went to work and the more I walked on it I realized my toe was broken ha! How stupid, I broke my toe because of a dream! The stupid squeeking in my room made my imagination run wild and dream of stupid things that get me hurt! I get home later that night to tell my dad what had happened and as I was telling him the story I look down and see what looks like a leaf.”What is that?” As I lean down I realize its not a leaf at all… its a bat! Which makes me realize that damn squeeking in my bedroom was the bat which most likely was really flying in my face. It was lying there sleeping right on our living room floor! We scooped him up and put him outside in the woods and that was the end of it.

Sometimes dreams can seem so real and life can seem so surreal. How will we ever really know the true reality of life when we rely simply on senses to tell us its real. Senses can be so easily tricked or confused.

In the midst of slime

Sitting alone on the couch, in the living room of a house I’ve never been before (or am I alone?). As I peer into the kitchen I see the outline of a person, and nothing more than the outline. I can’t even see if it’s a man or a woman. I get nervous and begin planning an escape if anything becomes hostile. I pretend not to notice the person as I sit there thinking of the fastest way out or nearest weapon.

My nostrils begin to pick up a scent of something very strong and suspected chloroform. Next thing I know someone grabs my head from behind and jams a cloth soaked in something in my face. Luckily I had just breathed in and I held my breath struggling to break free. I decide to pretend to pass out while I still have breath in me and sink down into the couch. The rag is removed from my face and I’m let go of. Once this happened I jump up and spin around with my elbow out smashing what is not revealed to be a man in the face knocking him to the floor. I run straight for the door!

Once I open it and look around to see the house in surrounded by a slimy forest green colored liquid covering everything. I run for the car which has a family inside looking terrified. They let me in the car. As they hit the gas the tires are slipping in the green slime. I hear the child yell “it’s back!”. Not understanding what he’s talking about I look out the window to see a long snake like creature about 100 feet long (or 2 semi’s long). Next I see another one this one is shorter than the other buy not by much and resembles something more like a dragon. The first creature I saw spins around and bites at its neck and literally chops it in half!

While it seemed distracted from us we drove straight for a piece of land that wasn’t covered in this slime where there is a house. It is night time suddenly and they are having a party with a fire in the back. The back yard has a slight hill with a creek at the bottom. The creek was full of the slime but no body seemed to notice or care. There are about 80 people there going in and out of the house and a guy playing guitar by the fire. As I look in the seat next to me my brother is in the car. Looking to the left of the house there is a security guard with a gun making rounds.

For some reason I decide to join the party and go listen to the guy playing guitar. As I’m sitting there I look up in the trees and notice a girl sitting not on a branch but on the side of the tree about half way up holding a stone about the size of a wheel on a car. What I mean by she’s sitting on the side is it looked as though gravity was pulling her sideways rather than down and she was just sitting on the tree sideways. Well this freaks me out and decide to go and tell the security guard I saw earlier that there was someone up in the tree. When he see’s how shes sitting in there he decides to shoot at her. The only people bothered by this is the guard and I. My brother was inside and didn’t know what was happening.


As I calm down and begin to enjoy myself again a tree grows out of the middle of the house and the girl I saw earlier was inside the tree and ripped out splitting the tree in half but not knocking down the house. Each piece leaning against the house through the hole in the ceiling.  Everyone panics all running for their cars in the front of the house. There are so many parked outside it seemed hopeless for people to get out. The girl grabs any people running near her and bites their necks, ripping out huge chunks, spits it out and drops them to the floor.

I can hear police sirens in the background and I run out to the car I arrived in hoping my brother would be there… but he wasn’t. I jump in the car make my way through the sea of cars and drive back up to the house, where I can see the girl skipping forward towards people. Not skipping as you would normally but skipping as in appearing several feet in front of where she was instantly. Bodies are lying everywhere inside.

My phone rings. When I answer it’s my brother, he says he’s in there with her talking to her calmly. He’s telling me I need to apologize to her for shooting at her. I for some reason decide she doesn’t deserve an apology since I wasn’t the one shooting at her.  I get out of the car and start walking towards the house hoping the girl won’t kill me. She looks up at me but I could see something caught her eye. She looked towards it. It was the dragon I had encountered earlier but it is much smaller now about the size of a foot. You could see it slithering away as the green slime started streaming through the house. She took off after it and they both went down into a black hole in the ground.

– End –


Run from the ground because its what brings you down, keep your head in the sky its what keeps you high.

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